Contraception

[helliebobs]

Ok, quick question. I live in a small village and there are more pubs here than people. I was doing some, ahem, 'research' recently and found that some of the pubs don't even have condom machines in the toilets. How bad is that? Does anyone know who I see about this? Do I speak directly to the landlords, or should I go to the council or my local MP? In this day and age, we need to be safe, don't you think?

[China Doll]

Yeah but they get a bit funny if you ask them why they don't the vibrating ring thing or if they have mint flavour.

[helliebobs]

Just pondering now if Whisks is perhaps really male, seeing as how she thinks she needs condoms when she visits me :)

[Richie1976]

Hope you behave yourself up there, chocolately!

[whiskeysheri]

LMAO! For either you or me, not together ,bobs! :)

(Is it okay to give you a ring tonight?)

[eyeshade]

It would be nice if we had a pub in our village, let alone condoms!

[4getmenot]

jeez how will you ever get lucky eyeshade lol

[helliebobs]

eyeshade, have one of the ones from my village, there are too many :)
Chocolatey isn't coming up here to behave Richie, she wants entertaining all weekend! Don't know how I'll cope!