the noisy crisp eater that i work with

[bobtheturkey]

i have put his crisps in the bin while he was out, bliss

[spaced]

thats evil

[bobtheturkey]

maybe but neccessary

[unrulyjulie]

Good for you bob! So long as it isnt you know who!

[JonnyBoy12]

What are you doing logging onto AB while at work? Does your boss know about this? You could have fed his crisps to the birds; that way you would feel less guilty about it.

[bobtheturkey]

no need for that blank expression and horrific noise while he eats them and they are hula hoops to make matters worse

[whiffey]

What about the apples and sticks of celery and carrot ?

[dotovaposted]

are you the real Bob? I am sure you aren't, the real Bob frowns on slackers who use AB whilst at work!!!!

[delboy3]

I used to work with a bloke whose dentures would clack when he ate. It turned my stomach!

[bobtheturkey]

im doing computer work all day today dorothy and keeping an eye on the slackers

[has]

crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch.......
Excellent work bob, I think you deserve promotion.

Anyway, got to go now & eat my Spicy Transform-A-Snacks.

[unrulyjulie]

bob, did you just put the un-opened crisps in the bin or have you emptied them in there so he cant possibly retrieve them?

[stonemonkey]

In my first job when I was all of 18, my boss ate like a pig. Apples, crisps, chips. and blooming prk scratchings! He'd always come and eat his lunch at my desk too. I didn't want his company. Some say owners act or look like their pets, and he had a pig farm as another business. I don't miss him or the crummy job. Wish I'd thought of chucking his food in the bin, bob.