As others have pointed out, 'attempting to obtain a pecuniary advantage by deception' is a criminal offence. As has also been pointed out, most employers would simply dismiss someone if they found out about untruths in a c.v., rather than report them to the police for prosecution.
While lying can get you into trouble, a little 'creative writing' can't. For example, consider a (fictitious) guy called Fred. During 1991 and 1992, Fred worked behind several bars (and got sacked in every case) but also made some money from car-booting and doing a bit of window-cleaning. Throughout most of 1993 he was in prison (for beating up his employer!). During 1994 he was mainly unemployed and got sacked from from the two jobs he did manage to obtain. However, he also made some money from car-booting and from painting his mates' homes. Fred eventually got long-term employment in 1995
Fred's c.v. should read as follows:
1991-94: During this period I was mainly self-employed, with multiple (overlapping) jobs. These included trading in secondhand goods, window-cleaning and working as a painter and decorator. I also worked, as a part-time employee, within the licensed trade.
Note that Fred has avoided mentioning the fact that he was sacked on many occasions. He's also failed to mention that he spent a year in prison. But everything that he's written is true. Such 'creative writing' is common in job applications and it's perfectly legal.
If you do decide that 'creative writing' won't help in your circumstances, and that lying is necessary, don't try to alter your age. (Your date of birth might show up when your employer gets the necessary paperwork for tax and National Insurance). Simply do what most people do - invent a period of self-employment. It's extremely hard to disprove and it can cover a lack of references.
Chris