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[03andpea]

how many times has hans moleman died in the show?

[QmunkE]

Well, "died" I would say not many, since he is in many episodes, but here are a few of his near-death-experiences:

Hans Escapes Death
9F09 While transporting Poe's house, Homer run him off the road and his truck bursts into flames
1F17 He crashes a truck full of sugar
2F01 Present at the bird sanctuary during birds attack
1F04 Crashes his AMC Gremlin into a tree and bursts into flames
1F22 Catches fire due to his eyeglasses acting as a magnifying glass under the intense sun
2F21 Sent to 'the chair' (for an unknown reason)
3F06 Buried alive at the cemetery because he 'didn't want to put up a fuss' (cut in syndication)
3F10 Mr. Burns sends a drill through his brains in an attempt to "get his lucky charms"
3G01 Left behind an X-ray machine as Dr. Hibbert leaves for the weekend
4F06 Made to hold onto a flaming arrow longer than expected
4F08 His restaurant is invaded by the Mafia
4F13 His car is stuck in the wall of Planet Hype {mab} (car appears again in AABF21)
5F12 Knocked out by Homer with a book titled 'how to tunnel out of prison'
5F23 Suffocated by a giant bubble ala "The Prisoner"
AABF04 Narrowly avoids a collision with Homer when he runs in front of Hans' truck
AABF21 Homer throws a poisonous pastry at Hans, which explodes upon contact
CABF16 The morgue confuses Hans with the dead body of Marge's Uncle Lou
CABF17 A Hans-like character in a hobo's tale drowns in quicksand

sourced from snpp.com