What do you wonder about?

[Hellyon]

Why does the printer always not work when you are in a hurry to print something?

Why does my hair go just right the day it's due to be cut?

When I have money in my pocket I can never find clothes I like and when I have no money find the perfect outfit?

Why, when I hunt for the perfect present for my sister and she rings me up the day before her birthday/christmas and say 'Guess what I bought'?

Why is every pet I have, apart from the fish., bad tempered?

[Hellyon]

No it was the chameleon.
IHT!

[logic]

i always wonder where the wife is when i get a boner,
Cos it only happens about once a year :-(

[logic]

And I wonder how you know the fish isn't bad tempered.

[logic]

And i wonder how you come up with so many questions, :-)