stupid laws

[03andpea]

what is the penalty for jumping off a building in New York?

[Alix]

Death-u told me that alredy!!

but i still don't get it- does that mean yo die after healing, or do they just shoot you on the spot-and what if you jump off the dog kennel-dya die then?

[Tiltie]

i think u die either way, unless ur jumping off a shed or somethin!

[Yinzer]

Someone jumped over the waterfall in New York (Niagara Falls) and actually landed in the water without getting hurt.
He got deported instead.