How Embarrassing!!

[Zammo]

When was the last time you wanted the ground to open up and swallow you? What happened.

[4getmenot]

Umm getting locked in a leisure centre, ringing myself and arguing with myself, getting stuck in skirt that I�d accidentally put on as a dress in topshop. The list goes on�

[spaced]

this morning when I got out of the car at work, and my boxers where trying to act like a thong, so I had to do a bit of fiddling, only to realise to female auditors sitting in the car next to me.

so I amde out I was getting my wallet from my back pocket, im sure it worked? Either that or they were laughing at my wallet

[kawa4]

about three years ago i met an old mate from way back. i asked how his misses was he said she died last year i felt so bad.

[theonlyone]

kawa 4 I did that ..and the lady had
died 18 months previously ..I was so
embarrassed !!!

[sandrajo]

There is no way I'm even answering that, I'm sitting here red as a tomato even thinking about it!!

[Emmeedask]

I went for a meal at a really nice restaurant and had tomato soup as a starter. The person sat next to me put loads of pepper on theirs, I took a mouthful of soup and sneezed it all over the person opposite me. He was wearing a white shirt aswell it looked like he'd been paintballed.

[Postdog]

Following on fro the last two, as a postman I obviously deliver cards, and one day when I first started I saw the woman at the door, gave her all the cards, and said something like "someoneones popular, all these birthday cards". They were condolence cards for her as her hubby had died - a mistake we only ever make once, as we learnd to say nothing just in case...

[daffy654]

When standing in the CO-OP after picking my 10 year old son up from school today he was telling me about a football match at school where he had been goalie, he said "some little c**t kicked the ball at my d**k" I was shocked to the core as these are not words he hears at home!!! I had to apologise to all around us for his language and explain that as he has Asperger Syndrome that he had no idea what he was saying. I was mortified!

**(reposted from another thread just below this)**

[haysi06]

Lets just say that I will NEVER do that again and leave it......LOL

[kawa4]

hiya theonlyone i have never felt so bad at the time. but you must look on the bright side if there is one. i have met him since and he said at least im out of my misary now lol

[~max~]

Happens to me all the time...
Once I was at the Edinburgh book festival, at a reading by my favourite author of all times, John Irving. We then all lined up for autographs, and when it came to me, I was really star struck, shaking and sweating....he said "what name please? ", so I told him my name. He asked how it's spelt.

I couldn't remember. Took me about 5 seconds to finally come up with it, but it felt like years....:O(