Hehehehehehe..........

[banjosister]

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech,

all the men started clapping .......
Start as you mean to go on eh?
BB xx

[banjosister]

Maybe i'll ask you that again after your stag do then

Mr Multitasker

LOL

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[banjosister]

well you no wot they say nonuts when you fall off..

you must get back on straight away

want a leg up?