If I have a moth ball.....

[col craddock]

in my right hand and a moth ball in my left hand, what have I got?

[shaking]

two clenched fists

[sir.prize]

A very big moth!

[weeal]

no means of wiping yer bum

[puss_boots]

2 moth balls

[rayѕparx1]

A moth with big bollox

[harryshaw]

a bat in the mouth xx
lol

[paulsmummy]

smelly hands.....lol

[China Doll]

A couple of dead moths.

[truthisout]

More moth balls than brain cells?

[harryshaw]

ya old mans wrinkleys

[puss_boots]

Well come on then, what is the answer ?

[col craddock]

Thanx for that my answer the same as yours ' the undivided attention of a very large moth'

[harryshaw]

fine sir hows you x