Bling Lear

[beanebabe]

Not a question, but I saw this in the paper today and thought this was so funny I had to share it with you. A sad indictment of our times but nonetheless:-
'Amlet
Dere was somefing minging in de State of Denmark which was making 'Amlet all uncool. First his Uncle Claudius had married his muvva, de main bitch Queen Gertrude. Then de Norwegian Fortinbras massive was freatening to invade de Danish turf and finally, and quite unexpectedly, de rank ghost of his nutty farva was spooking de crap out of him.

Jool Caeser
Jools Caesar was de man with de plan in de Roman massive, who was getting maximum respect for mashing de minging gauls and de Pompey warriors. Even his bro Mark Antney fought he was de main man, but not everyone was so cool with Jools.

It brigthened up my day, but it could have been the wine! Have a great weekend y'all.

[China Doll]

Oh dear God springs to mind.