people with funny names?

[gonzo00]

sales rep came into work today,all was going well until she gave me her card. her name was....myrtle turtle! i couldn't stop myself from laughing...she gave me a right telling off an stormed out. what's the best one you ever heard?

[tigerlily11]

oh the beggers blocked it out. :-( it is s-h-i-t-t-e-r

[Aprilis]

There was a girl at school called Wendy Bangs. Bet she couldn't wait to get married and change her name.

[Ice.Maiden]

Mwhahaha - poor girl.

[logic]

I really feel sorry for pr1cks like you, do you not realise what it is like having to live with an embarrasing name,being ragged at school, being the but of playground jokes, I have
an embarrasing name, so i know the feeling very well,
although most children seem to mature and accept and respect the person with the unusual name at about twelve to thirteen years of age,
but having said that, every so often, we meet someone with half a brain and think it is clever to laugh at such a person,
I have worked many years in a coal mine with men who are as rough as any one you could ever meet, and not once did I hear any remarks about my name,
The last time i heard a sarcastic remark was when i was a lorry driver thirty years ago, he promptly received a knuckle sandwich, which removed two of his front teeth, but i have to give the chap credit as he was man enough to appologise to me afterwards, It just makes me feel sad that there are still @sholes like you still arround.
Pete.

[Postdog]

I don't actually deliver to him, but there is a guy in our town called Peter File. There has also been a Rosie Balls, Ey Yu, and a Richard (dick) Wadd.

[Iamblue]

I worked with a bloke called Richard Head, and had a friend who went by the name of Orville Quentin Licorice.

[sir.prize]

My colleague Michael Hunt dreaded his name being called over the tannoy . . . .

[Nik315]

Mrs Nik went to school with two brothers named Wayne & Joe King, some parents ought to be shot.

[squarebear]

Where I work we used to have a "Ruth Tyler" (roof tiler), and Robin Banks. I remember going to school with a girl called Trudy Knight and the other kids used to rib her by saying "Did you sleep all tru de night?"

[Mooria]

I used to know siblings called Will & Gill, there surmane however was Hill - No joke.

My brother went to school, with a Chinese Guy who shortended his first name to Wan, problem was his surname was Kit Wong.

I also had a friend whose uncle was called richard with a surname of Sole, His name would then be R Sole.

[jackthehat]

An elderly friend of my grand-mother was 'Poppy Tupper'...........

A large Scottish chap called Rupert Burr........