if i was a snooker player

[bobtheturkey]

would i be able to wear my favourite Farah fawn colored slacks and slip on hush puppies? would my hai karate aftershave be too strong? would the big brown buttons on my cardigan catch the balls (on the table) i reckon i could beat Ronnie o'sullivan

[China Doll]

I think you're only allowed to wear it if you also have a waistcoat.

[bobtheturkey]

i have one worn by martin shaw on the professionals circa 1980

[dot.hawkes]

You would be able to hang your flat cap on the end of your cue when it wasn't your go too.

[bobtheturkey]

can you take reading material if your bored?

[China Doll]

Only if it's not 'How to beat Ronnie O'Sullivan for Dummies'

[theonlyone]

If you were a snooker player of the same
calibre of Ronnie O'Sullivan and get a 147
in 5 minutes and 20 seconds you could
play in your pj's ..slippers ..and cardigan ..
and win �147000 for doing it ...dream on
Bob ...

[~max~]

I have autographs on a programme from Shaun Murphy, Joe Sawil and Neil Robertsons from the NI tournament 2006. You want it? lol

[dot.hawkes]

No I think turning pages would be a distraction and you wopuld be kicked out for ungamesmanship

[~max~]

That appaling spelling would of course be Joe Swail.

[~max~]

Oh, and Mark Allen, bless his little cotton socks!

[bobtheturkey]

theonlyone is such a bubbly happy character isn't it :) full of the joys of an early summers Day glad to be alive and all that, the cheeriness and goodwill just jumps out at you from its pixels :)

[theonlyone]

Not as sad as the person who posted
" Trivia " on here every day for months ..
you have the right name ..

[Marvelman]

I must admit bob your post made me laugh, i just imagined you walking out into the Cricible dressed like that to face Ronnie in the final, lol.