Hiring a Celebrity

[oliverwoods1]

I want to hire a few celebrities for my birthday party in london. does anyone know any contact details for any stars??

[illya7]

go through their agent, most will give their agents details on their website or you can look up theatrical agents on google and each agency should have details of who they represent

[Octavius]

Lilly Allen - 45-40 minutes - �60,000!
Keith Chegwin - �4,500
Jodie Marsh - �3,500 an hour or �12,500 for half day.
Roxanne Pallet - �7,500 for a night.
Steve Brookstein - �3,500
Bianca Gascoigne - �3000 an hour.
Danni Minogue - 35 minutes - �30-40,000
Leslie Grantham - �5,000
Pamela Anderson - �50,000 (plus return private jet )
Michelle McManus - �5,000
Kelly Osbourne - �25,000
Charlotte Church - �50,000
Katie + Peter = �20,000 for 30 mins

Octavius - �20 + a bag of salt & vinegar + free beer all evening

http://www.arenaentertainments.co.uk/celebrity -soap-star.htm

[squarebear]

Steve Brookstein - �3500?! You're 'aving a larf

[Octavius]

I was more perturbed that anyone had requested a quote from the Osbourne. �25k to stay away would be about right.

[RevFunk]

Steve Brookstein????

lol

[lampost]

He's doing the Our House stage musical tour.Can't see them paying him �3500 a night

[weecalf]

What would Lilly Allen do in this 40-45 minutes .

[lampost]

Hopefully not sing

[chappie]

Octavius, please will you check and see who I can have for a tenner, plus an unlimited supply of pork scratchings?

Got a family do coming up - I quite like the idea of a celeb to brighten things up.

Thanks.

[Octavius]

Presumably anything you wanted, except 'extras'.

[Octavius]

Anyone know who roxanne pallet is?

[Lakitu]

I wondered the same thing

[LoftyLottie]

The longer these so called 'celebrities' are hired, the longer we will have to endure this awful celebritiy culture.

Save your money and spend it on a really good live group or something worthwhile. What will a 'celebrity' add to your party!!

(I realise this is not the answer you wanted)

[Octavius]

�7,500 for a whole night though. Wonder if that includes 'extras'?

I agree with Looty, give a few grand to charity rather than fritter your money away on pointless attendees.

[RevFunk]

Still trying to work out what Kelly Osbourne's "talent" is

[markysngc]

given the above list I calculate that roughly �286,000 to get them all in the same place and a small amount of high explosives could make the world a better place

[LoftyLottie]

LOL at marky. What an excellent idea!

Thanks for the new name Octavius!

[Octavius]

A large amount of explosive would make it more entertaining though.