Embarrassed myself

[Sugar&spice]

today when i said to a mate "I swear birds can sit on clouds, they can, can't they?".....

Maybe not it seems.
Blonde moment there... :s

[SonnyCat]

you big idiot!

(its ok - i can say that - i know her)

xxxxxx

[squarebear]

Birds cannot sit on clouds, as clouds are merely water vapour.

[Sugar&spice]

well yes, i realise that now... :p I cannot be the only person to have said something stupid today, feel free to relate...

[SonnyCat]

no, no its just you

feel stupid - feel very stupid :P

[Sugar&spice]

oh shush Cat-face!! hehe

[squarebear]

If it makes you feel better, when I was younger and saw the sign "Free House" outside a pub, I used to think that meant the drinks were free.

Also, when I saw in the newspaper that "a man is helping police with their enquiries", I used to think that was kind of him.

[SonnyCat]

ok now i feel stupid - what does it mean when they say ' a man is helping police with their enquiries' ?? I thought the same as you, Squarebear xx

[Sugar&spice]

it means he's a suspect, doesn't it??

[squarebear]

Hehe! It means they have arrested him and are questioning him as a possible suspect

I used to think he was out there with the police dusting for prints!

[SKA]

lol this post is making me laugh, apparently I always have blond moments I just don�t realise!!

[Bathsheba]

Love things like this- misheard lyrics anyone? Desmond Dekker- Me ears are alight xx

[Floella]

Misheard lyric.......

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with 400 hundred children and a crop in the field.

How is poor Kenny Rogers supposed to cope with 400 kids?

[leelapops]

Floella that is SO funny! No wonder Kenny sounded so depressed!

Bath, my dad sang that to me and I almost died laughing!

The misheard lyrics websites always make me giggle too. Can't think of an obvious one at the mo.

I have a lot of dizzy moments, and now I have recently acquired a car, I get withering stares from Mr Pops a LOT! This from the man who didn't even know that some people lower their cars....Ha!

x

[Floella]

The worse thing is I only realised the proper words were four hungry children when I saw the words at a karoke night. :o)

I'd been singing the wrong words for years. Oops

[tigerlily11]

I used to think babies were born with clothes on.

[weeal]

I always wondered how wee birds could stand on overhead cables etc, like just how hard did their wee claws have to grip that telephone line so they didnt swing upside down?

[Marg0]

my sister told me that when you open an icelolly and blow it, it changes from its original colour if you don't look at it first. Apparently this is a myth. Damn older sisters and their lies!

[DrFilth]

if a bird cannot stand on a cloud what do angels stand on

[bravejordy]

Floella, I use to think that Kenny Rogers song was about a man in desperate need of a cobbler: "You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel" lol.