limericks,

[paulsmummy]

anyone know any good ones?

There was a fine lady at tea,
who said do you f..rt when u pee,
i said no not a bit, why do you when u sh.t
i think that was a one up for me......

things like this...lol

[Aprilis]

This thread is sooo funny!

A young man from Stockton-on-Tees
Had hooks on the end of his knees
His **** was so long, when he had a hard on
His leg stood up ninety degrees

[paulsmummy]

awwww thanks androcles just saw that as i was leaving, that was sweet...lol

[Aprilis]

Nite paulsmummy xxx

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts shot up it's @rse
And turned it's wool to nylon

[figure]

There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin

[Stephen_G]

Here's some more...

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Say ings/Question525795.html

There once was a man from Cosham,
Who took off his 8all$ to wash 'em,
His wife told him "Jack,"
"If you don't put 'em back,"
"I'll stand on the 8a$tard$ and squash 'em!"

[imhotep]

Lmao....on your limerick..Figure

Really good! I'm off to bed as well.
All this laughing has worn me out.
Night,night all.......

[figure]

The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!

[ELVIS68]

There was a young pikie from Herts
Who`s daughters were all brazen tarts
They looked like each other
Their dad was their brother
And they all lived with horses and carts

[khao_san]

There was a young man from Kildare
who was fcuking a girl on the stair
the bannister broke, but he doubled his stroke
and finished her off in mid-air

[figure]

My trouser-snake stands up and cheers
When confronted with boobs in brassieres;
But, in charming my cobra,
The bosom with no bra
Can almost reduce it to tears.

[bellendski]

There once was a guy from 'the reef'
An ugly cnut with no teef
From the shade of his bar
He bored all, near and far
Causing nothing but problems and grief