Have you ever committed any of the following sins?

[Marg0]

1. Owned a nova
2. Driven around town with the windows down, music blaring
3. Got drunk on Lambrini/Buckfast/Fortified wine
4. Made any of the following adjustments to your vehicle:
-undercar neon lighting
-Ur name/birds name on sticker at top of windshield
-Increased car's value by more than 50 % by use of spoilers or other ludicrous accesories?
5. Worn a tracksuit of the shiny variety?
6. Worn Prada/Burberry except before it was taken over by the wrong types.
7. Done a 'donut' in your nova or similar

Arise my Chav friend! Be proud of your chaviness!
I think I covered all the bases, feel free to add your own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vBtmqcGsuf0U

nova

[monkeyeyes]

1. No.
2. No
3. Yes - I failed to realise the potency of cheap fizzy wine.......
4. No.
5. No
6. No.
7. Not sure what a donut is..........

8. Nor have I ever had to wipe flaky-pastry crumbs off my baby and his buggy 'down the precinct';
9. Nor do I wander about blaring tunes from my 'moby' which appear to be being sung by Pinky & Perky....

[BradPlantpot]

I didn't know Prada was chavvy??!?

I have Prada shirts :(

[Marg0]

I think Club/Pub bans are the tipping point:

http://www.brandrepublic.com/news/525654/prada -joins-burberry-chav-list-unwanted/

I think that's hilarious. You spend tens of millions pushing your brand as 'Designer/Upmarket', then the chavs take hold of it and it all goes to hell. What next? Posh people shopping in JJB Sports? The ultimate irony. Kate Middleton seen in a Trespass Trackie.

[Marg0]

The missive attempts to bury the Prada ban in among other sartorial no-nos, but the name stands out clearly:

"Due to recent troubles regarding security issues at various venues in Manchester, Sugar Lounge will be enforcing a stricter dress code," it reads.

"This includes: No sportswear, hooded tops, Prada shoes, scruffy jeans or shoes. Jewellery must be discreet." So that presumably excludes the likes of the Beckhams.

Other venues too have enforced the clampdown. One source from a trendy bar told The Sun that it had banned Prada footwear because "it has taken over from Burberry as the must-have label for chavs".

Executives at Burberry may be breathing a collective sigh of relief now that yobs are appearing to favour another brand. Football fans were famously banned from clubs when wearing Burberry gear such as its check caps, which have become synonymous with hooliganism.

[Drisgirl]

1. Owned a nova -Nut
2. Driven around town with the windows down, music blaring - Yip
3. Got drunk on Lambrini/Buckfast/Fortified wine -Yip
4. Made any of the following adjustments to your vehicle:
-undercar neon lighting -Nut
-Ur name/birds name on sticker at top of windshield - Nope
-Increased car's value by more than 50 % by use of spoilers or other ludicrous accesories? -Nope
5-. Worn a tracksuit of the shiny variety? Nope
6. Worn Prada/Burberry except before it was taken over by the wrong types. - Never
7. Done a 'donut' in your nova or similar - Of course !!!!

[bensmum]

1. No - had a Mk2 Cortina though!
2. Yes
3. Yes but it was a long time ago
4. No
5. No
6. No
7. No

That makes me a non-Chav then I guess (thank god!)