More Limericks

[Mister.L]

There was a shoe-lady from Wigan
Who said "My CHRIST, you`ve a Biggun
But it wasn`t his c ock
Which was hard as a rock
But his feet that her eyes were fixed on

[funnygirl]

There once was a man from Brighton

Who said to his girl, "You've a tight one"

She said, "Pardon my soul,

But you're in the wrong hole.

There's plenty of room in the right one."

[MAM-JET]

There was an old Lady in Coppull
Who said, "I fancy a Gobble"
As she leant over Willy
He said "Don`t be silly
When you`re full of voddy you`re awful.

[figure]

Copy-cats are unattractive.

[puss_boots]

A policeman from Lewisham junction
Whose organ had long ceased to function
Deceived his poor wife
For the rest of her life
By intelligent use of his truncheon

[misterL]

There once was a copycat Mister
Whose motives might be rather sinister
But if it keeps him off the streets
Away from real peeps
He can type away til he gets a blister!!!!

Course, can be a total coincidence too though.