I do have friends (honest) but not any here in Brizzle.
I am at home about to enjoy the Eurovision!!!
I have
1) 2 cans of Ruddles 2) A few inches left of a single malt 3) A bowl of romaine lettuce 4) Some German garlic sausgage 5) A small lump of Danish blue 6) Some greek pitta strips 7) 2 packets of Quavers 8) 2 hard boiled eggs 9) A few Israeli olives 10) 3 cherry toms 11) Strips of cucumber 12) Some garlic dip 13) A twix