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A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests....

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bimbim | 16:48 Wed 07th May 2008 | Jokes
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He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, "No, son, you're not." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"
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Yes there is, two now.
I think the bartender was saying Jesus Christ as an exclamation rather than saying that the drunk's name was Jesus. He could have also said "Oh Gosh" or something stronger instead.
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