Should I finish with my boyfriend?

[chappie]

Good evening all you super smashing lovely guys and gals on AB. Can you help me with a wee problem?

I have been seeing a chap for several months now. We have always been very open and honest with each other. Last night I decided it was time to take things a step further (won't go into detail, you all know what I mean).

Well, the long and the short of it is - he removed his strides, and lo and behold ......... to my shock and amazement, I discovered he has only one leg!

My question is, do I keep seeing him, or shall I tell him to hop it?

Worried,
Yorkshire.

[chappie]

LEGENDbourne, pray tell, where are your nuggets?

[LEGENDbourne]

Job done ,job over , move on , youre busted fake , i aint wasting nomore time.



DID THIS HELP??






ROYAL FLUSH ?????????

[chappie]

Hi All,

Further to the above, I can now unravel the mystery of 'my post' appearing on CB when I was on holiday and away from the 'pooter!

Oh, it was my equipment alright, but not my fingers pounding the keyboard .......... I have attempted to give the jokers a clip round the ear - but it is difficult when they are both a foot taller than me, and each of them is blaming the other! Pah!

(chappie sometimes wishes she was six foot seven!)

chappie.x