answer phone

[gipsey]

Has anybody got any ideas what i can put on my answer phone something funney pleaseeeeeeeee

[bravejordy]

How about:-

"Hi. I'm probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."

[Lakitu]

^ lol

[BuzzNitemare]

' Hello, X's answering machine is busy right now - this is the fridge. Leave a message and I'll write it down and stick it to myself with a magnet.'

[oldernowiser]

My builder had an announcement on his: "Will the man with the 10 inch penis please report to reception."
It "rang" during a visit by the local lady building inspector.

[4GS]

Mine got me in loads of trouble, it went like this

"Hello..... hello?



speak up I can't hear you............ actually it's my voicemail, please leave a message and I'll get back to you"

[~spaced~]

City Morgue! You kill em, we chill em, please leave a message

[andy-hughes]

I like

"We're not in right now, if you think it's important, leave a message, and if we think it's important, we'll call you back."

[Lakitu]

4GS, my mate has that as his mobile answering service greeting and I fall for it EVERY time! Grrr

[gipsey]

thanks for all the ideas i will try them all out .

[Rtaxron]

Take your pick from some of theses gipsey, : - )

http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_answering_machin e_messages.html

[gipsey]

I tryed yours andy hughes my so called friends were not happy ho

[4GS]

BTW
'Never tell people you're not in, it's an invitation to burglers, best to say that you're 'busy at the moment'

[joggerjayne]

4GS, absolutely right.

"I can't get to the phone ..."

... is better than

"my house is completely unattended" x

[andy-hughes]

Actually gypsey, it's not mine, just one I like. I wouldn't use it though!

[gipsey]

THANKS andy hughus i thought it was funney