Do you ever look round your office and think ......

[popsickle]

whaaat a BUNCH of muppets??? everyone is either geeky, fake, got annoying voices, two faced, ugly or all of them. I hate this job... these people make me sick..
tell me its not just me??

[gravitate]

i smell a lonely insecure person here. get some councelling b4 you start stringing up the rope.

Hope this helps

[redcrx]

I was just thinking about the 2 others in my office.

one is just so childish, hes chatting about cars at the moment and gets me to do everything for him!

the other, well she doesnt lift a finger, spend most of her time staring at the window or wall and even gets me running around for her to get her lunch. Thinks that if she smiles sweetly us other two will do everything she wants!

[andy-hughes]

I really like my immediate collagues, we share a sense of humour, and spend the day being deeply sarcastic with ech other. Work is great. I know I am lucky though.

[~spaced~]

sometime I do. But I work in a office b>full of women, so somtimes i think "phwoar i'd like to bone her"

[whiffey]

Absolutely agree, and they are all perpetually crunching apples or crisps and rustling bags, while they gaze moronically at a computer screen and stuff their silly faces.

If you want to eat noisy snacks, take a break and the noise away from the workplace. Thanks.

[4getmenot]

If everyone is what you describe what does that make you? :-)

[4getmenot]

Oh and lol at redcrx

[~spaced~]

does anyone ever wonder what your colleagues think about you?

[mormess]

I'm the boss. if I shared your thoughts pops I would be in deep trouble! Dunno what the staff really think of me though...

[funnygirl]

All the time Popsickle,

We have got a Mr Bean lookalike and he is just as stupid as Mr Bean!!

A lot of back stabbing goes on and the men are the worst for gossip!! Dropping little tidbits and acting all innocence like!!

[popsickle]

im pretty new so ive kept myself to myself. observing to see if anyones cool enuf to be my mate LOL!!!

so they probs think im quiet, but, im one of them munching birds tho, defo, ive bin on fruit all mornin whilst staring at my computer screen...... but if theres any jobs goin in the north west / manchester area thats more fun than this and better pay then say so, ill snap it up!!! x x x

[ramasus]

The people I work with in my team are strange. One never smiles, one never talks other than about football, one is so touchy he explodes when we tell him he looks Alexi Sayle, one looks like mini me, I'm sure one wears nail polish (and he's male).

And none of them do any work, other than me.

And the boss, he's a red faced sweaty pig.

I'm planning on burning them on Nov 5th