MY neighbours are having a domestic!!!

[pastafreak]

and I keep hearing the paedo word!!!!....oh great....not

[tiggerblue10]

The paedo word!!! That is sick. Why are they saying such things?

[babybow]

is wardy your neighbour?

[Ice.Maiden]

Probably they're saying someone's PEE'D!!??? Go and ask them if they've got a spare drink for you!

[pastafreak]

I really dont know!!..has gone silent now.....think i would rather the party!

[Ice.Maiden]

Did you hammer on the wall to them?!!!

[pastafreak]

Think they wouldn't hear me....and if wardy was my neighbor i would move tomorrow!

[Ice.Maiden]

Glad I haven't got any!

[Velvetee]

What sort of place do you live Pasta? What are these neighbours like?

[pastafreak]

A maisonette,velvetee......these are a young couple with a baby,..a bit chavy but quiet.

[Ice.Maiden]

I think she lives on what you'd call a farm velvetee. When I went over there you see, the place was filled with animals running amok. Cats barred my way, but after eventually gaining access to the house, and not being able to find pasta, I finally located her in the chicken shed. Cats, dogs, birds of all description....Good job i had my wellies on.......

[pastafreak]

She^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ fibs...I wish it WAS a farm!!

[Velvetee]

Where in the UK are you Pasta? My neighbours are a bit chavy, but I don't think they know they are. I often hear their teenage daughter telling them to eff off.

[Ice.Maiden]

Sounds erm...very nice!

And yes, yes - I told a bit of a whopper. Pasta didn't hide in the chicken shed at all, but she wouldn't let me bring my muddy boots into the kitchen...... : )

[pastafreak]

I am in Plymouth velvetee...

[Ice.Maiden]

Which is a lot nicer than Foul Mouth - oh - I mean Falmouth!