Perhaps

[stewey]

Maybe, almost apparently. I am the only sober drunk who has not fallen off a bar-stool whilst standing up tonight. Fortuitously, I gorged a bunch of mashed spuds before I went sotting, and they absorbed my stomach ere the demon fluid rose to my cortex.

[pastafreak]

It's early there...and you are drunk ALREADY?

[stewey]

Hi, pasta (from Long Island?). It's 8:39 here. Not really drunk.......................Just pretending!!!!!

[Drisgirl]

Heyyyy Stewwweeeyyy -relax -dont wanna marry ya lol -altho you are prob cute xx -just good to see ya xxxx

[China Doll]

Well it'd be hard to get drunk on breezers anyway stewey, try a proper drink.

[pastafreak]

lol...you remembered stewey!!....well,plenty of time for you to catch up. I am off now-nite!! x

[stewey]

Hello, Dris. And pray, Lady China. what on earth is a :breezer"? Could it be a concoction in a glass originating from Lake Windermere?

[Drisgirl]

O my wee cuzz just got married in Alberqueque a couple of hours ago - woot woo -just wish I had been there -bu coudnt be -Scottish themed wedding so way to go -yee haaa !!!!

All the very best Giovanna and Paul !!!

[China Doll]

I've no idea where it originates but it's basically some sticky flavourings mixed with a shot of barcardi in all the primary colours.... Teenagers and toddlers everywhere love them.

[Ice.Maiden]

Night pasta.

Huh - wish I WAS drunk!!!

[Drisgirl]

Night Icey darling xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Ice.Maiden]

Are you going now hun? Well goodnight to you, and I'll get round to phoning!!! xxxxx

[Drisgirl]

Have to hun -he has me by the ponytail xxx

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh bless!!! Well...grab him by HIS tail!!!!! xxx

[Ice.Maiden]

ooops - sorry Stewey. I was forgetting this was your thread. x