LOL me and my ex (who incidentally could row over absolutely nothing) Once had a big row in the town centre over who was gonna hold a bag of mushrooms we'd just bought! Oh what fun! LOL Should have known then how it was gonna go really!
With an ex who insisted I should put flour in instant gravy as his mother puts flour in her gravy.....unfortunately his mother wasn't using Bisto so I said he could try putting flour in it and see how far he got.
Coming from the man who tried to cook his fish fingers in lime cordial thinking it was oil...!!!