Could someone text me....

[pastafreak]

I want to hear the alert on my new phone-lol

[pastafreak]

Thankyou...I need to turn the volumn down a bit-lol

[ChuckFickens]

you can send a text to yourself you know... I know it's sounds like a bit of a billy no mates thing to do but it works :)

[snow.maiden]

Grrrrrr!!!!! I'm going to text you hun - but I'm sure you've just posted this to let everyone know about your expensive, shing new phone.......

Today, folks - pasta announced that she'd spent �400 on a new phone, because she liked the colour, and it matched ner new coat. Tomorrow, she's buying a bag to match...and..OUCH!!! ...it'll be in the same designer...OOF!!!
I'm lying! xxx

[snow.maiden]

I also can't type because i'm laughing so much....

[pastafreak]

Are you for real?.....or i should say is what you say for real?--I am sure that you are as real as the rest of us-lol

[pastafreak]

Yeh..and it is YELLOW----like yours!!! mwahhahahahahaaa!

[wee willie]

whats your number pasta?

lol

[pastafreak]

I am not posting it here willie.....but a few do have it-lol.......haha-you could try guessing!!

[snow.maiden]

I'll tell you what it is willie!!!! She's calling me a banana-face, i just know it!! Hmph.

[pastafreak]

Just don't post it in any phone booths-ok darling???

[sense4all]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vWm47yPLGc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v3vWm47yPLGc

banana phone fast version

[pastafreak]

Wheeee!!!!!..I want that as a ring-tone!!...love it!!

[snow.maiden]

LOl!! Good one isn't it??!!!
No...don't worry. No phone boxes....but maybe on the walls of the men's public toilets....the bowls club notice board...Tesco's notice board........

[pastafreak]

.......oh,give me strength!!!.....can you think of anyplace MORE public!!!..sheeeesh!

[snow.maiden]

Yes!! On here!!!!! xx

[wee willie]

bowls?

bet its crown with royalty lol

[pastafreak]

I am not legend!!!!

[imhotep]

Absolutely brilliant,sense4all!
I would love that as a ring tone on my banana phone,umm
I mean mobile phone.....LOL

[snow.maiden]

Wheeeeeeeeeee!!! You don't know how close you are, willie my lad!