I know some folk will sneer and say its not the correct thing to do .
But when did i ever bother about what was correct? So today whilst i was out i decided i would start smoking. I weighed up the pros and cons and came to the conclusion its a good idea.
Lets face it women think it makes men look sexy and pop stars and movie stars alll smoke and they look cool. So ive decided im gonna start. Cool thing is i can buy ciggies here for 45 cents for 20. Thats like 40 pence max for a 20 pack.
So now im strutting around looking cool smoking my tabs and feeling manly like you should.