Onanism - How much is too much.........

[bananie]

................in your opinion?

[huncamunca]

depends what else you have to occupy yourself with!

[~spaced~]

Coitus Interruptus, contrary to beliefs, is not a good and reliable form of contraception.

In regards to the masturbation side of it, you will know when its too much, as your eyesight will diminish!

[~max~]

When you start seeing smoke?

[joggerjayne]

Is there such a thing as "too much" then ??




hangs up sign saying "Back In 5 Minutes"

[bananie]

If you don't look, do you still go blind?? ;-)

[joggerjayne]

returns, looking flushed

[whiffey]

Isn't the story that after God killed Onan's elder brother Er, Judah invited Onan to have sex with Er's widow (i.e. his own sister-in-law) ? Bizarre, so Onan spilled his seed on the ground as the expression quaintly goes.

Er, I'd say once was quite enough !

[joggerjayne]

whiffey, have you Er got an Err Erm speech impediment?

[joggerjayne]

Jayne's fingers stick to the keyboard a bit as she types

[whiffey]

Er no JJ, Er was the name of Onan's elder brother, he was called Er, Er.

Stupid women.

[whiffey]

Sorry sorry didn't mean that last bit, fingers slipped on the keyboard, 12 times.

[joggerjayne]

Ooh Er

LOL (at own joke, so bit embarrassed)

[sandrajo]

I think JJ's mind is elsewhere the noo Whiffey ;o)

[joggerjayne]

Well let's face it, if you post a question like this in CB (as opposed to Body & Soul, or Relationships), what are you going to get?


Naughty answers, of course !! :-))

[whiffey]

Well Sandra she's going about it the wrong way the noo. Definitively the best way to gunge up a keyboard is to pour Bovril over it, not natural secretions.

[joggerjayne]

whiffey, at least with one of those you'd be able to lick it clean !!

[sandrajo]

LOL @ JJ....now that was funny ;o)