crappy chatup lines ?

[Dr-Legend]

Got any raisins?

Fancy a date ?



Is that a mirrror in your pocket ?

because i can sure see myself in your pants.



Your eyes are like spanners.

Everytime i look into them my nuts tighten.



If you were a burger at mcdonalds.


Id call you mc beautiful.



I used to hate donkeys .

Untill i checked out your ass eeee awwwwww




Welll impressed or what ?

[joggerjayne]

Bleeeaaagh

[Lakitu]

I have never had a chat up line used on me. Talked to, but never a chat up line used.

I feel so left out.

[windywillow]

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

[christine847]

who has been watching Graham Norton then?

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh windywillow - you beat me to it! I've had that one said to me!!!! I HATE chat-up lines. Much better if a guy just comes up to you and starts pleasant conversation, without the need for all those crappy lines.

[Dr-Legend]

Lakitu id give you my chat

but

youd only throw it back at me


Is yur name basil brush?

Cos you sure look foxxxxxxy to me baby





nice or what ???
lol

[Dr-Legend]

chrissy i been stuck on bbc2 all night lol
gone from gay prison sex tochattin up lookita in under an hour lol




nice eh ?

[Ice.Maiden]

Blimey - a man who multi-tasks!!!