Dont you just hate it

[~spaced~]

One of the Company Directors just came back from a meeting. Came right up to my desk and said "Can I see you for a moment in my office"

I thought "Ok, who's grassed me up about CB or Facebook?"

Went in there and it was something about a new starter and company vehicle! Arrrgh. Have you ever been pulled into an office thinkng you were in trouble, but wernt (sp)??

[4getmenot]

No I;m always in troublee

[redcrx]

No, but once got called into office to have my end of training appraisal and be given info on my own store and instead got made redundant :(

[Octavius]

Oh I do that all the time to my team.

It keeps them on their toes. Sometimes I give them a ticking off too, just so they never know what to expect.

[whiffey]

I was once called into an office and told "everybody else in this place thinks you are deficient but I think you are gorgeous and would like to have passionate sex with you". So we did. It was alright.

[~spaced~]

are there any vacancies in your company Whiffey?

[Octavius]

I imagine you had to agree to it whiffey, otherwise he might have given you your P45.

[~spaced~]

did you get promoted/demoted post coitus?

[China Doll]

Well that's one way of doing an appraisal I suppose.

[whiffey]

Oh very funny, I suppose you think I was joking. Well, let me ask you, have you ever gone to "lunch" at 1pm and returned on the dot of 2pm, in that hour having driven 4 miles there and back for sex?

[China Doll]

Eight miles isn't too bad to do in an hour.

[whiffey]

No it was 2 miles there and 2 miles back, otherwise the sex would have been rushed.

[Octavius]

Its a bit dangerous to leave the handbrake off when you are rolling around the backseat with your big boss man, lucky the health and safety representative didn't spot that.

[China Doll]

Sorry, my mistake! Well that just makes it a better experience for all involved then.

Although I'm not sure that driving four miles is great for the enviroment, could you not have cycled?

[logic]

O M G was that you whiffey.

[redcrx]

china,
if hed cycled there how would he get back if he couldnt sit down???