Ode to an orange raccoon

[EngTeach]

Oh, floating orange raccoon

Why do you hover like a balloon?

Your color is really wierd.

Your toes seem to be speared

I hope you'll be leaving soon

[Theland]

It has an erection.

[Theland]

A true observation nevertheless. Look at it! It's obscene!

[skyep]

Ab fab! lol! love it! You're a poet & just don't know it! xxx
Any more budding poets?

[EngTeach]

RoaldoM,

I am soo insulted!!!! (LOL)

You know what they say,' Those can't do ...teach"

[EngTeach]

Did not catch that!!! That's what I get for not spell checking!!! In my rush to be clever I forgot to be practical.

(I should never have used EngTeach as my user name. People love to pick on any little typo.)

Thanks for the spellcheck Niceboy.

[tigerlily11]

orange floating pest
at the corner of me screen,
I'm gonna burst your bubble
because I'm feeling rather mean.
I'm gonna find a cyber pin
and stick u in the nuts,
then if that doesn't bust u
its a hard kick in the butt.
I'll chase u with a cleaver
I'll chase u with a tank,
and I'll get u off my Bl**dy screen
I'll make that space a blank.

[leelapops]

EngTeach, that really tickled me! And yours too, tiger :)

Just nice to see a bit of good old-fashioned silliness on here :)
x

[chappie]

Hey EngTeach and Tiger,

Loved your poems. Brill!!!!