My pen is

[mightyWBA]

never where I thought left it.
Does anybody else keep having biro location problems?

[Octavius]

Have you looked in your hand?

Thats usually where I find mine.

[cazzz1975]

I keep buying them until I cannot ever avoid losing them

[unrulyjulie]

hello mightyWBA, well i have a similar problem with remote controls! I need them on a chain around my neck!

pens end up with odd socks, didnt ya know ?

[helliebobs]

Neither is mine!!! I work Monday, then have Tuesday and Wednesday off, then when I go back in on Thursday, some ******* has nicked off with my pen, and more beside! Grrr, happens every week and I go mental every time, it really gets on my tits!
Thanks for asking though, feel a bit better for getting it off my chest ;)

[unrulyjulie]

ahhh well hellie, no work next week eh??? ;-)

[cazzz1975]

oooh I hate odd socks, I have a basket of odd socks where did the other socks go to????!!!!

[Lakitu]

Haha Octavius! I do that too, spend ages looking for something and it's in my hand (or on my head if it's sunglasses I'm looking for)

I've lost my house key, I haven't seen it since last Thursday when I got home from work so it's definately in the house. I've had to leave my door unlocked since then.

[hippyhoppy]

I always come across a pencil stuffed in the old barnett..

[unrulyjulie]

so cazzz, what do you do with them? Do they have a time limit or do you keep them indefinitely in the vain hope that some years later, the other may just turn up? I have a little pile of them that are waiting to be paired up.

[cazzz1975]

I throw the kids ones out when they look like the kids have grown out of them, and there is a pile of ones waiting patiently for their partners! I would love to know what happens to them

[sleepy1]

are you sure you have one ? penis ?

[helliebobs]

Well Julie, I am seriously considering going in now, because I just know that some ****** will have pinched my stapler, hole punch AND letter opener! Don't know if I can risk it!

[unrulyjulie]

Won't let ya! so there ;-) I have plans for you!

[helliebobs]

Filthy mare :)

[sara3]

maybe if you had a bigger one, you wouldn't keep losing sight of it.