Legend, I just remembered that you like to watch the men�s running with their lunch boxes swinging in glorious tempo. But then you say you don�t like watching men polishing their balls. I think you are fibbing in the latter.
Its high time you just accepted yourself for who you are.
I don't mind cricket, not a huge fan - in fact I am going to watch it on Friday. A great excuse for some G&T's, canapes and cucumber sandwiches.