I just love your expression *suitably squiffy* lol....
Glad you had a good night out... just think - you will be able to dine out on this story. I once accidentally went into a tv club - the music room was fab, the chill out room was really cool and it was only when I was looking around me that I realised that all the beautiful ladies had adam's apples and large hands. Mind they were certainly better dressed and made up than me! Perfect nails, dress style, shoes, hair and make up etc ! I actually felt quite scruffy compared to them. Plus they were really nice folk and I felt totally safe - far more than if I had been in a straight club.