Unusual request - help need for a lie

[SKA]

I need a lie of someone please,

What could I have been told that would just destroy a 21 year old females life (who btw may be a bit of a drama queen)
I dont normally lie so cant think of anything!!!

[squarebear]

lol

[SKA]

No I don�t think I�m depressed!! it can't be about money ooooh uselessness is a good one (but regarding what?)

[mrs_overall]

1. Your goldfish has died
2. You've been diagnosed with repetitive strain injury and have had to give up playing the banjo & ukelele
3. You've just found out your best friend is really a transvestite
4. You've just had a visit from a dead relative

[squarebear]

Uselessness at thinking up fibs? :-)

Work getting on top of you?
Feel that you're wasting your life?

[squarebear]

The lonely hearts club sent your money back saying no-one would want you?

[Barmaid]

In my experience, lies normally come back to bite you on the ar$e. You could tell the truth?

But failing that, I'd go with Mrs Overall's suggestion no 2 above!!!!!!!!!

[SKA]

lol ok now we're getting somewhere!!
I like the family member has moved far away one!!!

[terambulan]

Ur wicked but u asked.............tell her you've got Aids and she should get herself checked.

[logic]

That response seemed to roll off funnygirls tongue quite naturally, dont you think, ?

[natalie_1982]

PMSL @ Mrs Overall.

I still don't really understand the question though.

Tell him that you are still grieving about Max dying in Hollyoaks. I don't watch it but it's all that seems to be on the box today.