faeces

[lungmaggot]

i have just cut myself with broken glass by accident and i didnt have any plasters so i scooped up a bit of my own faeces from the floor and stuffed it in the wound. i hope it will be ok. can someone give me some caring words? maybe you knobby? knobby can you tell me something please? why is it when i poop myself thee are always sweetcorn and nuts in it? im not complaining because it makes it more tasty but why?

[pastafreak]

We know that already-lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Very vacant stare.........

[Ice.Maiden]

Huh????????? Bereft of all expression........

[pastafreak]

Keep straight-faced Icey!!!!

[leyenda]

howd you know that??


anyways


dont you know ive to start my own face book group?



fat gay scots



well so 4gs said



do you think he wants to join it?
well hes scots



and if he eats some pies


wellll



i might be in there








goody goody gumdrops


or was that bumgropes???





" didddy that help yiee the noooooooooooo ?? "

[leyenda]

Strangely
all tahts above my bed are 2 shackles and a 3 foot length of chain





did that help?

[Ice.Maiden]

Now THAT sounds more like it leggy!!!! Why didn't you say so before??? Next dungeon party, and you're on the invitation list!

I managed to stop the grin pasta - I was biting my cheek! Oops! got to be careful what i say. It might be taken the wrong way.