Weather in Scotchland.

[Abdulmajid]

Spoken to my Father in London and it is a lovely day (as it was yesterday)

Spoken to a friend in Sussex and it is a lovely day.

Spoken to my boss in Bristol and it is a lovely day.

I move to Scotchland and it is raining.

Oh dear.

Is it ever nice here?

[Drisgirl]

Nope -4 seasons in one day.

Its p!ssing down at moment but could be scorchio in 5 minutes.

Good thing is the warmth of the Scottish people xxx

[honky-tonk]

The last time i was in Scotland it was enough to freeze the b@lls off a brass monkey!!

[Abdulmajid]

I do not mind the rain, I do not mind the wind.

But both combined slap you in the face like a wet haddock.

It is relentless.

Drizzy, do the local B & Q sell barbeques or are they completely redundant in Scotchland?

[lajohn]

are you ****!in yourself drissy? hope you wearing your depends. otherwise i'll have to send some of my own over to you with legend. lol

Abdul gear up in parka, Wellington and brolly and enjoy the hospitality of the Scottish.

[Sir Alec]

After a good downpour, climb a large hill and look down at the Scotch Mist! Yes it does exist, it's not just a drink! Although they hate "scotch", it should really be Scots. Scotch is whisky.

[lajohn]

sir alec, have you been knighted by the queen?

[Sir Alec]

Since Darth Vader killed me with his light-sabre, I have an aversion to swords!

[terambulan]

U better stop calling it 'scotchland' or it'll be more than raining on you. It's Scotland and the people are Scot or Scottish. Be warned!

[harryshaw]

yes abby
its lvly here

sun still shining

and everythung is ******* on me
wat do you say ta that
ok
xxx
hi abydabbee jid x

[harryshaw]

blanked for saying pi ssing on me

lol xxxxxxxxxxxx

[puss_boots]

In Scotland if you can't see the hills then its raining, if you can see them it's going to rain.

[leyenda]

Myself i can say ive witnessed the warmth of the scottish people on here regularly.




"DIDDY THIS HELP YIEEEE THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO?"

[Drisgirl]

No Wardy -for some reason we are ever the optimists -and we buy the disposables up-then fire them up if we see a break in the rain clouds !!

lajohn -send em over cos I am continually ******* myself on here x

[warpig3]

Hi Wardy, dont know where you are in Scotchland but where I am has be sunny all day (am eastern on the central region).. One thing I will say about the weather here though, it changes hour by hour so be warned, hang your smalls out on the line 'cos its good drying weather and in two hours time you will be chipping them off with an ice pick!