LOL logic, you havent met mrwarpig yet. He could lie-in for Britain. I have known him to not get out of bed at all some days and sleep right through! the lazy b*gger!
Mind you, since the piglet arrived he hasnt been able to do that, ha, ha. And on the one occasion he tried I took the piglet up to him in bed and he held her above his head (like any good father would) and she puke on him, oh how I laughed! Now when I bring her up he gets up!!!!!!!