Two nuns in the bath

[lankeela]

One says "where's the soap"

The other replies "Yes it does doesn't it"

[hippyhoppy]

hello - this is an od vicar of dibley quip..

[China Doll]

I don't get it :0(

[jno]

think 'wears', China, hohoho. Goes back long before the V of D, like the pope wearing underpants in the bath cos he doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

[China Doll]

On the plus side your one about the pope made me laugh jno, however I did think 'wears' and I still don't get it.

[bimbim]

I presume you mean 'path'

[Avatar]

That joke must be due its telegram from the queen by now.
Along with;
All the nuns were in the dormitory when in came the Mother superior and said 'Candles out girls'

'schhhhlllllllurrrpPOP!'

[costa71]

Heard this joke on Scott Mills yesterday, and still don't get it ............?

[lankeela]

Don't know how you found this after all this time but I suppose its time to put you out of your misery -

where's the soap (wears the soap, as in wears it down - 2 nuns - what would they be doing with the soap to wear it down?