When 'Liverpool are playing at home' most guys get it in the neck off their wives, girlfriends, female bosses etc. I had a woman boss a few years ago who was a pmt-psycho-bitch-from-hell most of the time so I superglued the locks on her desk the day I left. I heard the janitor had to crowbar the front of her desk off...aahhh...revenge comes to those who wait patiently.