I perfer thisversion!
A man and his wife were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and the wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
The man asks, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up 20 years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says the man, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
Hahahaha! Nice post though!