What Planet do Men live on????

[Abdulmajid]

Without stating the obvious stereotypical attributes of the male species what really infuriates you about men.

Or if male what gets up your partners nose.

And for your information (and I apologise for mentioning my personal ablutions) I wee probably 8.67 times more than I poo so I always leave the lavatory seat up as a matter of practicality, usually buy tooth paste in a solid tube as opposed to the floppy ones and NEVER fart in the presence of loved ones. So there.

Men eh????? They can be OK.

[snagged]

Did you miss it? You must have been bending the other way :-O

[hau kola]

They`re breathing.

[China Doll]

Trying to explain to them that the nickname 'jiggles' or 'legs' are not acceptable terms of endearment.

It is perfectly acceptable for me to like cars based on their colour.

Sitting bow legged on the bus is not gentlemanly. I have long legs too and I manage.

It is not 'beginners luck,' I'm just better at texas hold 'em than you.

[taichiperson]

Floppy toothpaste tubes? What are you on?
My men are well trained - never any problem with the loo seat. Probably too lazy to lift it anyway!!
What annoys me? Men who swear like a trooper, then apologise for upsetting the ladies - why not just control what comes out of their mouth in the first place?

[dustypuss]

women who stand at the check out and when they have just about finished there packing thay send there poor husbands of to get something that they have forgotten .

after he returns with the item she then open here purse and start counting out small change . then she starts loading thing back into the trolley to take it out t the car

why would she have done all this while she was waiting for her poor husband

hang on a minute am i talking about my wife !!!!!!!!!

[snagged]

You should hear what she was saying about you earlier!

[dustypuss]

typo

that why couldn't she have done this-

and she can never let me park the car with out telling me its in the wrong slot

quot
you shouldn't park next to the trolley you might get scraped or your to close to this car i can't get out

NAG NAG NAG

[snagged]

''your to close to this car i can't get out ''

and the problem with that is what exactly? lol

[dustypuss]

she got a fat ar*

[snagged]

Maybe... bet you won't tell her to her face though will ya lol

[~max~]

I'm suspecting telling it to her arse might work better in this case....

[legend758]

Yes why do they ask if their bum looks big in something?

Especially when they know theyve got a fat arse anyway?




D T H ?

[snagged]

They're testing us... goddam bubble butts...

[~max~]

That's why I never ask. Why would I wanna hear "Yeah, so what?"....

[dustypuss]

TELL IT TO HER FACE !

no way I want to wake up at home in the morning not in A&E
:-(

its a good job she doesnt know how to work this PC ;-)

[snagged]

too late mate... just texted her lol

[legend758]

Women want you to be honest,
but if you dont lie to them ,

well youre a sh1t

thats what bloody wine does to their brains i guess??

[dustypuss]

I'm all ways honest to my missus ......Honest ;-)

[legend758]

yeah?
im guessing youve got a fat lip then eh ????




d t h ?

[dustypuss]

often