Pete Doherty

[LewPaper]

I think there's a lot of misinformation circulating about this young man. He certainly has his problems but these can be remedied quite easily. There's a little-known procedure where a very small pellet is placed in the brain. The effects of this operation are very dramatic, effective and immediate and the operation doesn't even need any anaesthetic. The procedure is quite simple and only one tool is required and I believe it's colloquially referred to as a gun.

[Sir Alec]

The good long stretch in prison that he so richly deserves would sort him out.

[LewPaper]

How tall d'yer reckon he should be then?

[Sir Alec]

At least 7 foot., with thumb-screws and a bolt through the neck which should be adjusted on the hour.

[Abdulmajid]

Couldn't agree more.

Odious man, hideous music and fingernails like he's been fingering a welshmans bum.

Horrible person and I hope he dies whilst injecting whatever filth he buys on the street.

Not a big fan of Kate Moss, but what she sees in him, Lord only knows.

[sir.prize]

Hey Wardy - you are in good company there: Pete Doherty, Kate Moss and LewPaper. The Gruesome Foursome - what a Shambles!!!!!

[randyraven]

The sooner AmySh1thouse OD's and dies the better also.
In fact make all drugs free. The more drugies who OD and die the better for all of us. Less crime. However they would have to fill day time TV shows somehow ?

[Abdulmajid]

Mmmmmmmmm. I will now sound contradictory raven.

I like Amy Winehouse. She has a fabulous voice and before she lost weight and had those hideous tattoos was rather crumpet if you asked me.

I think she has mental health problems and is married to that foul swine bloke.

Doherty on the other hand is a piece of filth. Simple as that.

[Fitboy-slim]

He even left a used syringe on a private jet recently. The operators were not impressed!

[Sir Alec]

People like Pete Doherty get away with it while MS sufferers have to appear in court for buying a bit of cannabis, which improves their condition tenfold. There's no justice.

[randyraven]

Do you think I could get odds with the bookies, on Pete and Amy being dead by 2010 ? Maybe get a double on them. At least it would make watching their self inflicted slow death interesting then :-)

[Abdulmajid]

Licensed book makers are not allowed to take dead pool bets anymore.

Against the law and all that.

[randyraven]

Dead pool bets ? Is that what it was called. ha ha love the fact you could once do it.
Oh well ....the press coverage on their drug infested death march will now not be so interesting.