Morning knobby - you're a bit late to catch the early birds but nice to see you!
I couldn't get on to the server this morning so couldn't get my shift in at the widget factory. I'll have to wait a bit longer for that flat screen TV!
I got woken just before the alarm by a scream of "theres a bloody great spider in the bath" I wouldn't mind but she knows I am afraid of spiders as well and it was a huge one but I sorted it.
I just hope lippy dont find out that I used the jug that she rinses her hair with to catch it