Would you like a room with a view?
A man was committeed to a mental institution and when he went before the Admissions Officer he said, I shoudn't be in here. There's nothing wrong with me. The A.O. said, don't worry. We'll soon sort that out. Come into this room with me. When they go in, there is a bathtub full of water. The A.O. said, all I want you to do is empty that bathtub. Would you like a spoon, a cup or a bucket? The man said, a bucket! Definitely! The A.O. said, well, there you go. Any sane person would have just pulled the plug out. Would you like a room with a view?