song title

[freddiepride]

does anyone know the title of the lod song thats starts ""my wife she weighs about 18 stone"
also in the words are
"she thinks that because I eat cheese she can treat me like a mouse "
,my Dad used to sing it and I wondered if anyone knew the title ,not sure if it was a northern England song .
appreciate any help in finding the title or where I could find it online.
Freddiepride