Piggies

[elginred]

If this little piggy did indeed go to the market, why didn't it ask if any of the other piggies's needed anything?

Does the piggy who stayed at home need counseling for agoraphobia?

[sara3]

and did the one who went "wee wee wee, all the way home" have a urinary tract infection?

[daneswalk]

hi elgin before going to bed i think you are a very funny person who said the scots were mean and without a sense of humour

[tiggerblue10]

Maybe he previously did and they asked for packets of pork scratchings (cannibals) so he didn't bother this time.

And the other little pippy is too scared to go out cos he witnessed the pork scratchings being made.

I feel really mean writing this but heyho!