Kids.......blessem

[CUPID]

My five-year old students, are learning to read.

Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,

'Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!'

I took a deep breath, then asked...'What did you call it?'

'It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!'


And so it does...



' A f r i c a n Elephant '

[Mr k]

Ha ha my nephew would love that one...
When he was 5 someone we dont know who told him to ask the teacher this..
What is a ******* the teacher was trying to describe the dog my nephew said no miss its a zoo with no animals..
He got told off......

[Mr k]

What is a sh!tzoo the teacher was trying to describe the dog my nephew said no miss its a zoo with no animals..

[squarebear]

Or the little boy who came back from a school trip to the zoo. His mother said, "Which animals did you like the best".

The lad replies, "The dangeroos".

Mother says, "Don't you mean kangeroos"?

"No", says the boy, "The sign on the cage said 'Do not feed - These animals are dangeroos" (dangerous)

[BillySugger]

An oldie but goodie