Ever wish you had heard the whole conversation?

[Iamblue]

As I was getting off the train yesterday, I heard a young girl (about 16, I guess) say, on her mobile phone: "And if he tries to put it in there again, I'll rip the bl00dy thing off." I had to laugh to myself, but then thought about WHAT she could have been talking about.

So, question: What is the funniest thing you have overheard?

[41cloud41]

http://www.authspot.com/Poetry/Melancholy-Trut h.184833

Try to look at that!

[legend31july]

A girl walked past me , it was about 25 years ago.Talking to her friend.She said to her " i heard a fleeting glance " i just p�sssed myself laughing as did my mate.
Even now he might be talking to me on the phone and he will say , btw i heard a fleeting glance.

Dunno what she meant to this day : 0)

[andy-hughes]

Given that our building lifts run from the basement to the fifth floor, the maximum time anyone can be in one is around a minute, allowing for waiting time, so what was the conversation between the electrician and the cleaner that contined as they got out on the fourth floor with him saying to her -

"It's all down to the disolution of the monastaries ...."

[nannon]

i was walking through town and overheard two little old ladies chatting away

"Well we were walking down the pier and my leg just went...."

Her friend: "Went where?"

I actualy nearly stopped breathing from laughing - it just really tickled me!! For weeks after when i thought of it i was weak from laughter!

[Hellyon]

Following Princess Diana's death I overheard husband's Grandma say to her friend " I know it was a plot by MFI"

Presumably MFI didn't think she was doing enough for flat pack furniture!