Is there anyone in your office....

[lubecki161]

that REALLY annoys you?
There is this girl in my office who is really nice but she really grates on me! The way she eats is the worst...she sits there and will eat an apple and it sounds like shes eating soup! Slurp Slurp...
Then she sniffs all the time..sniff and puffs! Blow your nose woman! AHHHHH!!
And everyone has Tea at tea time and she has to have coffee! Even tho she drinks tea!

[snagged]

And she was looking over your shoulder as you wrote that ;o)

[chelle7272]

lol yes I know what you mean. My colleague is,yes, a lovely person but she suffers hayfever and when she sneezes she follows it up by this high pitched weeeEEEEEOOOOWWWWwwHoooOOOO!!. It can't be natural! But why make up something like that?
Sure she's gonna catch me rolling my eyes soon.
And the drink thing too. You ask anyone want a drink, she says no, then when you've made them she gets her own!

[funnygirl]

We have a colleague who laughs like a hyena.

It goes right through me!! shudder!!!

It is not even a laugh, despite the fact she sits on the other side of the office and you can still hear her.

Worst than chalk on blackboard!!!

[MiniN]

in my last job the woman who I sat next to had a really loud clicking jaw. so when she would eat, i'd feel close to throwing up because of this really jarring clicking noise!

[lubecki161]

Oh my god thats horrid!

[chelle7272]

Ew yes eating noises are disgusting.

On a lighter note, a woman in my last job, she was quite elderly, when we went to meetings you could watch her head start nodding as she started dozing off... then she would wake herself up with a loud snore! No-one knew what to say!

[MiniN]

OR the woman would tell me in long graphic detail about her illnesses and probe me about mine. it felt like a form of torture to illicit information!

[Athley]

OMG don't get me started - the woman in my office is loud, won't let anyone finish a sentence, thinks all her stories are interesting and tells them with the ins and outs of the cats arse included (boring!), she goes on holiday and never wears sunscreen and comes back all flaky and you end up with bits of skin on your clothes and in your coffee, she has her haired dyed blonde and permed and it's like a frizzy haystack and she has more wrinkles than a scrotum but thinks she looks like chocolate :o(

Phew had to get that out cheers !

[nannon]

"thinks she looks like chocolate"
hahahaha - i like that!

[MiniN]

more wrinkles than a scrotum - pmsl!

[chelle7272]

lol Athley

Thank god I don't work where you do!

[lubecki161]

Noknowledge......how about you take a hop skip and a jump! Preferrably near a busy road!

[lubecki161]

U know why!

Not a short fuse - just no tolerance for Bitter sad pathetic men who have nothing better to do than be mean to people they know nothing about! Oh i guess thats were the NoKnowledge name came from!

Maybe it should be changed to ????

[mrs.chappie]

Hey nono,

What have you been saying to upset folk on here?

[Rtaxron]

I used to work with a Guy who had a thing about piles.

He seemed to get them every fortnight and he would always try to tell you the gory details of having to show the Doc his bum to putting the cream tube up his arse etc. Yuk.